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Laughter, the freest, bestest therapy

Discussion in 'Share Your Rehab Experience' started by DK01, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. rightct

    rightct Community Champion

    Rofl!!!
    I actually know a guy who has a Porsche car, one of the newest ones, but lives in a ghetto nearby the city in which I live. Everyone knows about it, and nobody's impressed while showing off his "accomplishment", but laugh subtly at him. Oh, man, the face he will make when he knows we're all laughing at him...
  2. zaerine

    zaerine Community Champion

    I also agree in the saying that laughter is the best medicine. And it could be the cheapest since no need to spend money on it. Whenever I would like to laugh, I would just search online especially Youtube for funny animal videos.
  3. lgdg090596

    lgdg090596 Senior Contributor

  4. 6up

    6up Community Champion

    You can not live positively unless you are happy. On your free time you can join a fun club and laugh a bit. You are not supposed to be angry at most times and never be depressed.
  5. CallipygianGamine

    CallipygianGamine Community Champion

    I know I always appreciate a good laugh to get me out of my own head for a moment...
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  6. Charli

    Charli Community Champion

    I love this type of humor as well and I've laughed at a few similar ones. This particular one is simple and good though and it definitely gave me a chuckle. I think comedy should have no bounds, personally, and even when other people see these types of jokes as a little tasteless there's no denying that it's all subjective anyway and no one really has the right to tell anyone else what they should or shouldn't find funny.
  7. superbobby

    superbobby Active Contributor

    I recommend you guys to visit the site 9gag. I have lots of laughs on that site everyday. Keep on laughing to stay healthy.
  8. apple2go

    apple2go Member

    I found all these alcohol and drug related quotes online, hope you enjoy!

    A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into. – Thomas Fuller

    A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry. – Ecclesiastes 8:15

    A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. – Joe E. Lewis

    A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. – Eric Hodgins

    A productive drunk is the bane of moralists. – Author Unknown

    Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

    Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users. – Ralph Nader

    Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains. – Mary Pettibone Poole

    Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. – George Bernard Shaw

    Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. – Mercedes McCambridge

    Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne

    Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

    Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!” – Eleanor Early

    Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right. – Mitch Hedberg

    All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway

    An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Author Unknown

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

    Caffeine. The gateway drug. – Eddie Vedder

    Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse. – Rick Larsen

    Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. – Robin Williams

    Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics. – Leighann Lord

    Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony – Robert Benchley

    Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to make astronomical profits, and addicts rob and steal to get money to pay the inflated prices for their drugs. – Michael Badnarik

    Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. – P.J. O'Rourke

    Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

    Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell

    During 1998, nearly a quarter of Australian men and a tenth of Australian women drove while under the influence. – Australian Institute of Health and Welfare

    Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

    Every friend of freedom must be as revolted as I am by the prospect of turning the United States into an armed camp, by the vision of jails filled with casual drug users and of an army of enforcers empowered to invade the liberty of citizens on slight evidence. – Milton Friedman

    Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull’s-eye. – Michael Josephson

    For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. – Friedrich Nietzsche
  9. apple2go

    apple2go Member

    Part 2 ahah! :)

    From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can be sold at the incredible price of $8,000 an annual dose, and which has the added virtue of not diminishing the market by actually curing anyone. – Barbara Ehrenreich

    Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. – Proverbs 31:6

    Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works. – Ecclesiastes 9:7

    Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them. – Martin H. Fischer

    I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

    I always wake up at the crack of ice. – Joe E. Lewis

    I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice. – Abraham Lincoln

    I don't know. I never smoked Astroturf. – Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974

    I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. – Mauritis Cornelius Escher

    I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. – Don Marquis

    I drink therefore I am. – W.C. Fields

    I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

    I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. – Robert E. Lee

    I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby? – Dustin Hoffman

    I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. – Author Unknown

    I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling. – Frida Kahlo

    I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money. – David Lee Roth

    I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink. – Jack London

    I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. – Malcolm Muggeridge

    I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

    If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that Netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

    If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. – Author Unknown

    If we can ... get them to understand that saying 'no' to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success. – John Van de Kamp

    If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. – P.J. O'Rourke

    I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice. – Kurt Rambis, on drug testing

    I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. – Author Unknown

    I'm not so think as you drunk I am. – John Squire

    I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread. – Vance Havner

    In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. – Author Unknown

    It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy. – Chinese Proverb

    It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. – W. C. Fields

    I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. – Keith Richards

    Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

    Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other measure that would accomplish so much to promote law and order? – Milton Friedman

    Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. – Drew Carey

    May what goes down not come back up again. – Traditional toast

    Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known only to ourselves. No one throws ticker tape on the man who chose to be faithful to his wife, on the lawyer who didn't take the drug money... – Peggy Noonan

    My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henny Youngman

    My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic? – Betty Ford

    Old wine and friends improve with age. – Italian proverb
  10. apple2go

    apple2go Member

    LAST ONE I PROMISE! :) HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING!

    On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the overcrowding in prison caused by the Drug War. – Michael Badnarik

    One of the things that's often forgotten about drug rehabilitation, it's not a destiny. It's a journey. – Peter Hobson

    People always want to ask me about my drug problem - I never had a drug problem; I had a self-esteem problem! – Gloria Gaynor

    People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. – Ron White

    Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. – Lily Tomlin

    Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. – N.F. Simpson

    Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker. – William Griffith Wilson

    The best mind-altering drug is truth – Lily Tomlin

    The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown

    The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. – Norman Brenner

    The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything. – Bill Lee

    There is a devil in every berry of the grape. – The Koran

    There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

    There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him. – Dean Koontz

    They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. – Scottish Proverb

    Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted. – Jackie Collins

    When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature. – Marguerite Duras

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

    When the wine goes in, strange things come out. – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

    Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? – Clifford Stoll

    Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. – Rudyard Kipling

    Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. – P.J. O'Rourke
  11. Nergaahl

    Nergaahl Community Champion

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    This made me laugh like crazy. He was a pretty handsome guy though, with a fabulous hair.
  12. amin021023

    amin021023 Community Champion

    Fu**ing Golden words, I totally agree.
  13. whitenoise

    whitenoise Senior Contributor

    I'll share mine :)
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  14. mooray

    mooray Active Contributor

    Laughter eases the tension. Sometimes I just forget my problems when I hang out with some of y friends. Occasionally, I go to comedy clubs and it really helps to just relax and change the mood.