I have been hearing ads lately by an organization that calls themselves a "recovery concierge." Though they're not very clear, it sounds like you call them, talk to a recovering addict or alcoholic, and they figure out what program is best for you. But the ads also use words like "painless detox" and seem to guarantee that the recovery is the last one the listener will ever need. While I'd say that the second promise is true for some, I don't understand how such a promise can be made. The first one, "painless detox" seems to me to be pretty much impossible, but I could be wrong. Does anyone know anything about this outfit? Are they helpful?